Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
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