Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Randomize
