Three words: puerto rican gang bang
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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