I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
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I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
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dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
He shit in the fireplace
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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