it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
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You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
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