I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
My dad is sitting where you rode me
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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