winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
You need Xanax blowdarts
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
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