I just walked into the kitchen and my dad was having this uber serious convo
With himself
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
Randomize
