Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Today I'm judging my level of singleness on a scale of one to eat-a-can-of-frosting. It's not looking good for me.
Ooooh. Get funfetti
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
Randomize