So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
Life is so much better after having sex.
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
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The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
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please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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