I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
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just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
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You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
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