Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
I learned three things this morning. Don't get out of my car without my keys, don't let a girl paint my nail unless I'm getting laid by said girl, and lastly I learned how to break into my own car.
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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