I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
The producers of Marley and Me owe me about $5 million. That's the dollar amount of embarrassment compensation required for making a 24-year-old male cry publicly on an airplane while sitting in the middle seat between a gorgeous babe and a guy with a do-rag
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
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You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
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There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
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