Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
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