But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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