...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
