Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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