I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
He had one of those small greek statue penises
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is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
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This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
What's the polite way to say "hey I don't actually want to fuck you, I just swiped right on you because you didn't like me in high school and I needed validation"
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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