How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
I have surprise drugs for everyone
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Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
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the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
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