Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
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i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
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Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
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