that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
this will be a night to untag.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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