But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
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I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
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I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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