they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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