the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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