Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
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I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
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I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
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