Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
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