I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
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