What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
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