How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
Randomize
