your thong is hanging out like whoa
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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