Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
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Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
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btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
May the power of my ass compel you!!
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
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