Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
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