I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
handjob tips. give me some.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
My mom is getting really tired of hearing the excuse 'it's 5 oclock somewhere'
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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