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guys are not supposed to queef...right?
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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