Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
Randomize
