No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
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Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
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Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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