I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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