I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
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It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
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The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
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