I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
My breath smells like gin and sadness
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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