I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
NoShamevember. You game?
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
Randomize
