Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
splinters make it hard to masturbate
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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