She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
Afterwards the first thing I said was, "You know, you're probably the first guy who has ever gotten laid wearing Star Wars pajama bottoms."
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
Randomize