does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
The air taste purple.
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