Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
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Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
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I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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