carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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