LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
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THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
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Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
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