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Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
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Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
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EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
He ain't mine yet. Gotta have a third date before I pee on him and mark territory.
Oh. Wait. That happened on the second date.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
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