dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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