So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
I had a dream you and I were having sex. It was pretty romantic.... until you started pulling out toys.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
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