My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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