Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
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then my best friend's brother, boyfriend, and future bro in law showed up at the bar. they asked who i was there with. didn't know if "a 40 year old man" or "my 5th grade teacher" was better answer.
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
you inspire me to be a worse person
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
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I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
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