is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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