I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
Randomize
