his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
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another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
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It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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